Steven Alan Green started writing at a very early age.  At age 7 months, he wrote a thesis on the effects of globalization on linguistics.  While serving time at the Federal Penitentiary known as The Comedy Store (LA), Steven got work writing jokes and gags for several comedians.  Most notably as a stringer for Jay Leno and The Tonight Show as well as for The Arsenio Hall Show.  Steven has also written for “Good Times” star, Dyn-o-mite Kid Jimmie “JJ” Walker and LA radio comedy jock Frazer Smith.  Steven also made a comfortable living writing pornographic greeting cards for Chippendales.  (picture of Napoleon with the words: “The history of the world shows us that great leaders have always had huge penises.”  You open the card and: “So, don’t give up your day job!”)

 

Steven has written spec scripts for the likes of The Simpsons.  He has also written two novels, the personal “Confessions of a ShowBiz Junkie” and the thriller “Dead Pan Alley” (both still unpublished) and several spec scripts.  He is currently completing a screenplay with John Dowie based on his one man show “Breakfast” on how he brought Jerry Lewis to the London Palladium.

 

To hire Steven for a writing job, simply send an email query.