Hollywood Screenwriter & Writing Services

“Steven Alan Green is ONE funny writer —— Everything I read of yours makes me laugh and think – Not just the kind words about me…But the insights you have for the Comedy racket….You’re Barbara Hershey, we are beaches. — The late Taylor Negron, actor, comedian, modern-day icon
My name is Steven Alan Green and I have been writing ever since I was a little boy writing to Santa.   My credits are extensive and varied, my creativity and imagination is out of control and I've been recognized as "a really good writer" by some of the smartest writers, comedians and producers in Hollywood.   I hire myself out to all sorts of clients, from the male psychiatric nurse who is a children's party clown and needs a structured show, to the car company who needs their website content more sparkly, to the retired school teacher in Ojai who wants to publish a book based on her family recipes to the retired aerospace engineer who has a great idea for a movie screenplay.    


I approach all bios as a film pitch.  I ask the client for 3 things: Their beginnings and inspiration, what they're doing now, and where they see themselves going.  I then write a one-page professional looking bio, but a bio with a life to it.  A bio with the "central character" as you. 

I write a pretty popular blog for The Jewish Journal about comedy and theater.  "Enjoy the Veal" is enjoyed by fans on both sides of the Atlantic.  It's often personal and sometimes bizarre.  I also write blogs for people, entertainment websites and business websites  


I've ghost-written dozens of books and eBooks for all sorts of clients.  The process is collaborative, whereby we discuss, then I give myself assignments to write, such as Chapter One, then I edit and guide the entire process.  From conception to final draft.  


I've written dozens of feature-length screenplays, half-hour teleplays, one-hour teleplays.  I'm a student of Story Structure guru Robert McKee and have written with and for Oscar and Emmy winning producers.  I can take your kernel of an idea and work with you and create a fully ready to sell or produce screenplay. 


I have samples of all my writing of all forms discussed above.  If interested, contact me and we'll have a phone chat.  I have clients worldwide, from Hollywood to London, England, to Tokyo.   I usually require a 35% deposit, then I send you a simple one-page contract that has payment and delivery dates.   


Are both important to me.  Therefore, with every project I write for people?  My heart is in it as if it were my own and my name is going on it. I'm intense, detail oriented and fun to work with.  

Quotes & Endorsements

  •  SAG is a maven of comedy.  He makes stream of consciousness look easy.  He makes belligerence fun.  He makes taking comedy seriously lighthearted.  He makes me laugh.”  -- Beth Lapides; creator and producer of Uncabaret (and Sex Goddess, IMHO)
  • Steven Alan Green possesses the kind of writing that reminds you of when better writers were in the fore.  He has a twist to the twist of phrase, that is his own.  I am a big fan of his words.”  --  Rick Overton, comedian & actor, HBO and Soderbergh’s, “The Informant”.
  • “Brilliant review of Ms. Karam’s tour de force, sir.” – Bill Zehme, Esquire, Vanity Fair, Playboy, Rolling Stone contributor and writer of the New York Times Bestseller, “The Way You Wear Your Hat: Frank Sinatra and the Lost Art of Living.”
  • “Enjoy the Veal is absolutely inspired stream of consciousness!  Hysterical, funny, biting, insightful, grandiose.   A surreptitiously diplomatic narrative smart enough to sanely and ultimately further his own self-interests.   Green is a brilliant, but fatefully undisciplined comic genius, grabbing the baton, (i.e. QWERTY keyboard in this case) from the likes of Hunter S. Thompson and Norman Mailer (Think “Fire on the Moon”).   Even if you don’t follow it all, it’s a wonderful runaway train ride consisting of his painful life experiences, his attitudes, observations and especially his misgivings.   Kudos and hosannas!!  About THAT, there are no misgivings on our part!”  -- Danny & Joe, somewhere in England

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